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When people ask us why we haven’t had kids yet I’m just gonna show them this.

Also, let’s adopt like 15 cats. Cheaper than sending a human to college.

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Ninja camming myself on public transit because first let me take a selfie.

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  • me making decisions in video games: *thoroughly researches consequences, reads multiple walkthroughs, explores every other course of action in detail*
  • me making decisions in real life: well what's the worse that could happen
Source: hayhtam
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aspecofmatter replied to your photo:So I found it.

I need a report back on that

Sir, yes sir!

(I’ve always wanted to say that to an army guy)

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So I found it.

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The rules are:
  • Rule #1: Always post the rules.
  • Rule #2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked, then write eleven new ones.
  • Rule #3: Tag eleven people then tell em ya tagged em.
  • Rule #4: Tell the person that tagged you when you’ve answered their questions.
Tagged by alli-anders 
  1. What was the last song you listened to?

    Pompeii by Bastille. It’s been stuck in my head for days as well.

  2. What was your favorite concert experience?

    Heroes del Silencio in Quito Ecuador 1996. It was one of my first concerts and the band was a HUGE thing for me right when they decided to show up in our backwater country.

  3. If you could be any character in a book series, who would it be and why?

    Harry August from “The First Thirteen Lives of Harry August”. The idea of reincarnation with the added bonus of retaining all your memories and reliving everything all over again is incredibly enticing for some sick reason.

  4. What was the last emoji you used in a text (explain what that emoji represents to you)?

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    Eeeeeeyyyyyy

  5. Do you experience tumblr on your phone app or desktop dashboard more?

    On the app if only cause I can take my phone into the bathroom, and the wife frowns when I take the laptop.

  6. If your pet could talk, what would be the weirdest thing they would tell people they saw you doing?

    "It looked like Footloose, except with less clothes and no rhythm"

  7. If you were casting a remake of the Wizard of Oz, what celebrities would you cast as which characters?

    Elle Fanning would be Dorothy if only cause someone else you tagged already got Emma Stone. Tom Hardy would be the lion. Kristen Wiig as the scarecrow and Hugh Jackman as the Tinman just to mix things up. Cate Blanchett would make a great Wicked Witch and the Wizard would be Morgan Freeman cause of course.
     
  8. What simpsons character do you relate to most and why?

    Milhouse. That was me as a kid without a doubt.

  9. Do you collect anything?

    Dust, mostly…when I’m sitting in front of my computer or the TV with a video game on.

  10. What is the one thing you want most but you feel is very unrealistic?

    An island. Doesn’t even have to be a big island but preferably one without a volcano. The insurance deductibles are ridiculous.

  11. When you were a kid, what was the number one thing you wanted to be when you grew up?

    A detective. More along the lines of Philip Marlowe than Magnum, but any would’ve done really. I have no idea why I even knew who Humphrey Bogart was in my early childhood. Now THAT is a good question.

Ok so I have to make up 11 questions of my own and tag people so here goes:

  1. What’s your catchphrase and where did you pick it up from?
  2. Have you ever considered taking a sabbatical year off? Why haven’t you?
  3. What is the one skill you wish you had?
  4. Do you have a scar you actually like or think is cool? What’s the story behind it?
  5. You have a friend who expects oral from their S.O. but won’t reciprocate. What do you tell them?
  6. The thing you’re self conscious about is now your superpower. What’s your superhero name?
  7. Did you sneak a peek at the leaked celebrity images and told no one? Really? Not even a small thumbnail search on Google Images? Seriously?
  8. Why do you think it’s so easy to open up to strangers on the Internet but nobody in your family knows about your gore porn fetish?
  9. I’m over for dinner. What did you cook?
  10. What is the one thing that makes you irrationally angry?
  11. We know that things are just things and that we shouldn’t mourn their loss, but if your apartment caught fire, what would be the one thing you would really cry over having lost?

Today’s victims are: sophieonthedge kamrabbit feralwavestohermind aspecofmatter n0tabigail iamthepreety immolatemyself iamlucyspet feliciousity andryushacx 46n2aheadovme

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I’m throwing a tantrum like a little kid cause I went out specifically looking to purchase Destiny and Paris, being Paris, has exactly 0 video game shops open on Sunday.

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Just a quick reminder..

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Awkward. Like getting an email from an ex.

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feralwavestohermind tagged me to do that ten song shuffle thingamajig so here goes. YOLO

  1. Dreams - Passion Pit
  2. Your Song - Ellie Goulding
  3. A Star is Born (Hercules)
  4. Rio - Duran Duran
  5. Piano Sonata No. 2 in B Flat Minor Op. 35 Vi Finale Presto - Chopin
  6. Ultraviolence - Lana del Rey
  7. The Ghost Inside - Broken Bells
  8. Why Do Fools Fall in Love - Frankie Lyman & the Teenagers
  9. Zombie - Pintandwefall
  10. Hey It’s OK - Lilly Wood and the Prick

Yeah that looks about right.