But don’t listen to Justin Bieber cause that makes you lame.
But do listen to SOME mainstream or you’ll be called a hipster.
Don’t wear fedoras, cause that’ll make you a poser.
But don’t wear baseball hats either cause that would make you a Bro.
And accept everyone for who they are.
Unless they’re assholes, cause otherwise you’d just be a pushover.
And treat everyone nice.
Unless they don’t put up with your bullshit cause in that case they just don’t deserve you at your best.
Do not fat shame.
But don’t skinny shame either.
And don’t judge a book by its cover.
Unless someone’s actions have gone viral on the Internet, in which case do join the lynch mob or be called out for it.
And don’t think for yourself. Whatever’s on Wikipedia, Reddit, CNN, and Tumblr, that’s the truth.
Just go with the flow.
Join the flock.
Everything is black and white and never shades of grey.
Just like everybody else.