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I’m calling Apple developer Support.

"Call Me Maybe" is their on hold music.

Most embarrassing, however, is the fact that I’m loving that.

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What’s most surprising to me is the number of people who apparently still put their phones in their back pocket.

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laughingsquid:

Stunning Time-Lapse Footage Shows Undulatus Asperatus Clouds Rolling Like Waves Over Lincoln, Nebraska

Even the name sounds like a dementor is just gonna pop right out from one of them.

Source: Laughing Squid
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It’s 73F and I’m sweating like Bill Clinton when asked what he thinks about White House interns.

What the fuck Paris? You were supposed to have a cold cold heart.

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Hey it even does pseudo-depresso, gen x, mtv grunge video loops!

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  • Them: I'm doing a detox diet.
  • Me: You mean you have a liver right?
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The amount of excitement in my life does not warrant a GoPro. 

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  • Question: Dammit, Suiz. Now I'm obsessed with that app. Haha - definitelyjk
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    It does seem to have something of a crack-ness to it.

    PHHHOTO everyone. The app is called PHHHOTO.

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Just downloaded a new app called PHHHOTO made by a guy I used to work with. It makes gifs. I like it. Expect me to give you the evil eye and judge you in full cinematic glory now.

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I was just informed for the fifteenth fucking time that I have an American accent when I speak in French.